Geysers of Old Faithful: Nostrils of Satan

I was literally shaking with laughter after reading this article. Honestly trying to make some witty comments about this just wouldn't be doing it justice, so I urge everyone to just go read it. Our Scientist/Apostle-in-Chief strikes again.

If that isn't enough to convince you, here's my favorite quote from the article: "In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists, our National Park Service is under orders to suspend its belief in geology."

God bless America.