How about a scavenger reception in the forest?

Since I can't pick a fucking place to hold this fucking wedding I propose something new and different. I'll hide 17 boxes of cereal, 15 cases of beer, 38 turkey sandwiches, 9 bottles of chianti, and 75 almond pesto tomato frufru bruchetta all over the city and the fun starts when each guest finds a morsel and brings it back to my apartment. Where they'll get a hug from me (gasp!) and a cab ride to the airport. I think this would be an excellent reception.

We have narrowed it down to two choices. And I can't decide between them. And I don't know what to do. Think of the guests? Think of the pictures? Think of myself? If I could just decide then we could move forward, but I just don't see it happening tonight.

I just have to be thankful we didn't spend Christmakah like AZT.
Happy New Years!