Ah, my eyes! My eyes!

So I got new glasses today. While the rest of my family has had glasses since about the time they could walk, I have thankfully managed to avoid the necessity. That is until now. Apparently, all the time that I spend in front of a computer screen is causing "eye strain," though I think it's aliens that are using some kind of mind control device on me when I look at my computer, and the blurred vision is just a side effect.

Or maybe that's just the medication.